35 Hour Energy
Hello, Duracell Tech Support? Yeah, I’ve got a kind of a weird question…
Well, okay, so I was out pretty late last night, and then I had to open the coffee shop in the morning, and I was feeling really tired, and, you know, I wasn’t just out drinking Gatorade, so things were a little hazy all around. So I was looking for my keys when I found this box, and it was all “up to 35 hours of backup,†and I was like, “Oh man, I could use a 35 hour charge!†Because that way I could get through work, go out again tonight, and still be fine to open tomorrow. And, well… I’m not proud of it, but I, I… um…
Here, I’m just going to say it. No judgement, okay? I ate my Duracell USB Charger w/ AC Adapter.
Hey! I said no judgement! You’re not here to laugh at me, sir! You’re here to help! And trust me, I need some help! I feel terrible!
Uh, no. I have not gone to see a doctor. Did you hear what I just said? I work the early morning shift at a coffee shop. You think I have health insurance? And besides, doctors didn’t get me into this mess. Duracell did. How? Well, I didn’t see anything on the box that indicated that it was not some sort of power-bar, energy-food thing.
Yeah, I know it said that it was AC powered and that it worked with iPhones, iPod Classic, Blackberries, all that stuff. All I’m saying is that there should really be some sort of sticker on it that’s like, “DON’T EAT THIS THING FOR ENERGY!†Because trust me, I am not energized.
So anyway, how much danger am I in here? Like, can I just let it pass or do I really need to see a doctor? I’ve eaten batteries before, if that helps. Well, before this phone call, I mean. I actually ate them right after I ate the USB Charger. Thought it might bolster up my immune system.
Yeah, okay. Maybe I will head over to the emergency room after all…
Warranty: 3 Year Duracell
Condition: New
Features:
Fits any USB powered device Up to 35 hours of backup power USB and mini-USB ports Li-Ion Battery 3.7V / 1150mAh Use the cord of a USB, micro-USB, or mini-USB device to plug into the Charger’s appropriate ports
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Specifications:
Input Voltage: 5V/1A Output: 5V/500mA Battery: 3.7V/1150mAh Lithium-Ion Dimensions: 3.5â€(L) x 0.5â€(H) x 1.625â€(W) Weight: 2 oz
Compatibility:
iPhone iPod Classic iPod nano Motorola Phones Blackberry Phones Devices with a mini-USB port (some digital cameras—note many digital cameras have mini-USB ports for data transfer only and not charging)
Operating Instructions:
CHARGE BEFORE USE
Charging the USB Charger:
Connect the mini-USB end of the cable provided to the USB Charger’s IN port (Charging Indicator Light is located next to it). Connect the USB end of the cable provided to your computer’s USB port or another USB 2.0 compatible port. The USB Charger’s charge indicator light turns red to indicate the battery is being charged. The charger can be charged when the switch is either on the ON or OFF position. When the battery is fully charged, the charge indicator light, located at the end of the charger, turns green. Disconnect the charger from the USB cable. The charger is now ready to use.
Using the USB Charger:
The USB Charger must be fully charged before use (see “Charging the USB Chargerâ€). Connect a USB cable compatible with your device to the USB Power Port. A device-specific USB cable is not supplied. These are available from almost all electrical retailers. The cable supplied for connecting the USB to the mini-USB is compatible with newer Motorola® mobile phones and BlackBerrys®. Please note most newer Motorola® mobile phones cannot be charged using conventional USB cables. For such devices, the mini USB cable supplied must be used. Connect the other end of the USB cable to your device. Turn the USB Charger switch to the ON position. The LED status light turns green, indicating that the USB Charger is charging your device. The LED status light turns red when the charger is flat and needs to be recharged. When the charger is not in use, the switch must be turned to the OFF position. This will prevent the charger from losing its charge.
In the box:
Duracell 1150mAh USB Charger USB Power Cord AC Adapter
Note: iPhone and iPhone Cable in Main Photo Not Included
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