Danny Woodburn, 2/16/12

Seinfeld's "Mickey Abbott"; TV, film, stage and comedy club performer

No Rosie, don't discuss this with other Little People (we're scary) or even a therapist, you've got Chelsea ("Did-you-do-one -- NO!") Handler in the house. Chelsea is at the forefront of small thinking. Well, we are a very funny group of people.

Maureen Ryan, 2/16/12

TV critic, The Huffington Post

This unfunny program goes a long way toward proving that the smug, smirking Gervais has turned into The Office's David Brent.

Charlie Capen and Andy Herald, 2/16/12

Each of us co-slept to varying degrees but anytime our babies slept on or near us, we noticed how utterly uncomfortable we were. Once, Andy, a designer, thought of doing a birds-eye view, the ideas exploded out of our mouths.

Tom Falco, 2/16/12

Cartoonist; Editor and publisher, CoconutGroveGrapevine.com

Doug Molitor, 2/16/12

L.A. Comedy Writer

Last year, Rick Santorum sent out a Hanukkah card with this quote from the New Testament:
"I am the light of the world. He who follows me will not walk in darkness but will have the light of life."

Annette Bourdeau, 2/16/12

Journalist

It's no secret why Nicolas Cage is saying yes to absolutely every script he's offered these days. The man is broke. His financial woes were well publicized as he desperately sold off his array of castles, exotic pets, Caribbean islands and dinosaur skulls to avoid bankruptcy in 2009. What is mysterious, however, is who keeps flocking to his endless string of ridiculous movies.

Andy McDonald, 2/16/12

Comedy Writer, www.iamandymcdonald.com

What's better than a photo booth when you're in the early stages of becoming crazy in love with someone?

Dan Zevin, 2/16/12

Author, 'Dan Gets a Minivan: Life at the Intersection of Dude and Dad'

Tonight, the crème de la crème of A-List suburban dads will be at the most sought-after show of Fashion Week, the Rangers vs. Blackhawks game at glitzy Madison Square Garden.

Tim Young, 2/16/12

Comedian and Writer

I have no issues with my purchase of the sweater vest with it's navy blue cotton, as soft as a baby's bottom which came to life at conception of a married man and woman who, for religious purposes, didn't practice contraception.

Mike Ryan, 2/12/12

Senior Writer, Moviefone

Zooey Deschanel's efforts as the host of were quite great. But when a news story as big as Whitney Houston's death breaks mere hours before the live show, it puts "SNL" in the weird position of being a "topical" live show, but not really.

Holly Cara Price, 2/14/12

Agent Provocateur

In case you are not familiar with Sara Benincasa, she is an award-winning comedian, writer, blogger, and all around hilarious person. I spoke with her last week about her first book, Agorafabulous!

John Wellington Ennis, 2/15/12

Filmmaker, 'Pay 2 Play'

Roger Smith, 2/15/12

Inventor, raconteur, star of the show that’s on after 'Family Guy'

It's time we start protecting the REAL minority in this country: The one percent. Together we can make America rich again. ONLY rich.

Julie Gerstenblatt, 2/15/12

Columnist, The Scarsdale Inquirer

The next time your dad worries about who will take over his condo in Boca once he passes on, ensure him that you've got his back. Promptly fall in love with your cousin and gain an immediate heir to the estate.

Evan Shapiro, 2/15/12

President, IFC

CBS has done something truly remarkable. By introducing Unresolved Sexual Tension into the traditional Holmes-Watson Bromance -- while still managing to still keep it all safely platonic -- they have breathed new life into the staid Procedural Crime Drama Format.

Rick Mele, 2/15/12

Writer, film critic, sports fan

While Chris Pine vs. Tom Hardy may be the main event of This Means War, there's no shortage of crucial matchups in the romantic comedy/spy movie -- most notably, Chelsea Handler vs. alcohol.

Scott Bateman, 2/15/12

Writer, animator

Rick Santorum has some surprising ideas about why women shouldn't serve in combat, if this actual bit of word salad is any indication.