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@JoeJacksonMusic this is what i meant when i said *magical unicorn* btw pinterest.com/pin/4785081476â€¦ about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPad

Sort of a dicky day but then I saw I got a RT FROM JOE MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON. My inner 16 yr old fan girl is hi-5ing me so hard right now. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPad

Friday afternoon listening: Laughter and Lust by @JoeJacksonMusic (he's my magical unicorn you know) about 15 hours ago via web

Fucking salesguy will not fucking shut the fuck up. AND he smells, he smells like wet ashtray. I just want to punch him in the face. 8:43 AM Feb 16th via web

@strandell yeah no I don't do that. 1:31 PM Feb 14th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to strandell

@strandell excitable? Like the Amazulu song? 1:15 PM Feb 14th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to strandell

@SuzyQuzey no no. She's just very thoughtful. 12:59 PM Feb 14th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to SuzyQuzey

My boss is very nice to me. instagr.am/p/G__QiWE-Hi/ 12:40 PM Feb 14th via Instagram

@emmallama YES. For some perverse reason I've always enjoyed those stupid conversatiom hearts. Especially the yellow ones. 12:35 PM Feb 14th via web in reply to emmallama

I would much rather be baked, on the couch watching the Mighty Boosh right now. Fuck work, fuck valentines day. #cantalwaysgetwhatyouwant 11:10 AM Feb 14th via web

@MsChick74 yes but much like i only drink eggnog btw Thanksgiving/Xmas, I only eat easter candy btw 2/15 and Easter or id be big as a house. 9:17 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to MsChick74

@localcelebrity they could be talking about Klinger on MASH. 7:33 AM Feb 14th via Twitter for iPad in reply to localcelebrity

Yeah whatever valentines day, tomorrow is the opening day of Easter candy season!!! 7:17 AM Feb 14th via Twitter for iPad

@AngryFred my god why would you want to? 4:59 PM Feb 13th via web in reply to AngryFred

So...who all won the MTV superbowl? 8:24 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for iPad

@Miss_Sarah_W how was your visit with Le Dave? 8:09 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Miss_Sarah_W

@janewynn well if you saw it at Harbor Park I don't NEED to ask.in any theater the biggest issue is the other people. Or the bathrooms. 8:00 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for iPad in reply to janewynn

@AngryFred some chicks like the sad damaged men. I got way over that in art school. Kinda grossed out by whiny crybabies. 5:17 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AngryFred

@KoreenOlbrish @kburpee I concur. 5:14 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KoreenOlbrish

@emmallama yeah nate was a douche too. And she is such a lovely person. 11:37 AM Feb 12th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to emmallama