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We're All Katrina Victims

What if Hurricane Katrina happened where you live? Let's explore the good and the bad. For the PC loons who imagine a lack of sensitivity here: Step 1: Build a bridge. Step 2: Get over it.

SCUBA will be considered a survival skill. Pot-o-potties will no longer be needed at public events. Just go where you stand. New lifeforms will emerge. New forms of migration will emerge. Flights will be delayed. It will be hard to break the speed limit (unless you own an airboat.) A new ride at the theme park. Wet or dry, that's still going to hurt. It'll be easier for Ann to get away. Killer bees won't be a problem... if you can hold your breath. You can spend half the time on Halloween costumes. No more presents under the tree. Bees will be angry. Very angry. No need to refill the bird bath. Strip poker will lose it's appeal. Finding the foul line may be a slight problem. Moonbat rallies will be much harder to stage. Yay! Accept the fact that you will be late for work. New challenges at boot camp. Bird attacks can be cleaned on the spot. Hang in there, baby! Bodybuilding judges will no longer need to consider the lower body. Flashers denied. The playing field will be leveled for zombies. It will be harder to escape electrocution. The local vermin will need to adapt too. It will be much harder to avoid the panhandlers. Don't be so shocked at Elvis' free roaming hands. The limousine rental service will suffer. No need to sweep hair off the floor at the barber shop. It will take much work to keep your favorite shoes dry. Having a cat may present some challenges. Extra help will be needed at the circus. That shiny-new tricycle suddenly becomes a chore. The kid will no longer need to bug you for a midnight drink of water. Grandma can live out her wildest fantasies. Where'd I bury those damn nuts. Some species will have an advantage. Pedophiles can catch their victims with ease. We will once again enjoy the art of tree climbing. Easy disposal of sacrifice victims. This canyon will be less grand. Our heroes can help stop the looting. We'll need to hire a more lifeguards. FEMA trailers can be strategically placed.

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