Beer Belly
The pot belly that I have is absolutely not in proportion with the rest of my body. I won’t say I am athletic, but I am fairly slim and look quite fit from the back, and at times from the front, but when someone looks at me from the sides, they see a pot belly, thanks to all the beer that I guzzle in. People tell me that I have a fanny pack inside my shirt, and yes, I did try out a north face fanny pack and that looked enormous.