Who I'd like to meet:

(No particular order)Salma Hayek, Eva Mendez, Jesus of Nazareth, The Rolling Stones, The Eagles, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Bear Bryant, Adolph Hitler (to bitch slap him then kill him), Osama Bin Laden (to bitch slap him then kill him), President Washington, President Jefferson, Thomas Paine, Benjamin Franklin, President Lincoln, President Franklin Roosevelt, President Harry Truman, President Kennedy, President Reagan, President Bush I, President Clinton, Prime Minister Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin (another bitch slap), Karl Marx, "Wild Bill" Hickock, Wyatt Earp, Michael J. Fox, Chuck Norris, Governer Schwarzenegger, The Beatles, The Apostles John, Daniel and Matthew, Nikita Kruschev, General George Patton, General Douglas MacArthur, General Robert E. Lee, General "Stonewall" Jackson, Paul Teutl, Paul Teutl Jr, Mikey Teutl, my Paternal Grandparents, my Maternal Grandfather, General "Blackjack" Pershing, Dave Chappelle, Carlos Mencia, George Carlin, Lewis Black, Jay Leno, Mel Brooks, Adam Savage, Jamie Hydeman, David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForrest Kelly, Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, Michael Dorn, George Lucas, Ewan McGregor, Sir Alec Guiness, Harrison Ford, Mel Blanc, "Doc" Holliday, Elvis Presley, Kid Rock, Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Eric Clapton, Jon Stewart, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Jenna Jameson, Zora-Argus Duntov, Mickey Mantle, Joe Dimaggio, Doug Flutie, Brett Favre, Derek Jeter, John Elway, Dan Marino, Joe Montana, Vince Lombardi, the doctors who pioneered the ileo-anal anastamosis procedure, Optimus Prime, Robocop, Kari Byron, Tory Belleci, Grant Imahara, Buster the Mythbusters dummy, Mike Rowe, Chuck Yeager. I'll add more later as I think of more. ..