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Sat February 18, 2012
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(Salon) Silly Do Rush Limbaugh's recent attempts to split the GOP reveal he's a secret Democrat? Or just a pompous blowhard with no clear strategy?  (salon.com) (109)
(Crooks & Liars) Cool Chris Christie vetoed civil rights. Now listen to the Newark mayor raise holy hell about putting the rights of minorities up for popular vote  (crooksandliars.com) (206)
(YouTube) Obvious President Obama Announces the 2012 Launch of African Americans for Obama. Of course if a white candidate did this, it would be racist  (youtube.com) (160)
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Despite being slathered in parsley butter and accompanied by a bloomin' onion, New Jersey marriage equality bill is still vetoed by Governor Chris Christie   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (132)
(CNN) Obvious Guess which two Republican candidates gave the least to charity? Go ahead, guess  (money.cnn.com) (112)
(Reuters) Misc "Winning The Future." "Greater Together." "We Don't Quit." All have been suggested as replacements for "Hope and Change". You can do better, Fark. Any suggestions for the Obama2012 campaign slogan?  (reuters.com) (309)
(Guardian) Interesting "What was done to our country was wrong and unpatriotic and un-American and nobody has been held to account"  (guardian.co.uk) (119)
(ABC) Unlikely If Mitt Romney loses Michigan, the GOP needs a new candidate: Jeb Bush, says top GOP Senator  (abcnews.go.com) (113)
(The New York Times) Asinine The US tax system: We're paying our share and you're paying yours. Well, actually, you're paying our share. But that's ok. It's the American way  (nytimes.com) (71)
(Statesman) Interesting TransCanada: We're gonna take your land for our pipeline, eh. North Texan: The hell you are, don't mess with Texas  (statesman.com) (44)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Like the scene in Return of the Jedi when Vader turns on the Emperor, Dick Cheney is lobbying for marriage equality in Maryland  (huffingtonpost.com) (96)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Wake up. Time to die  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (146)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Fox News) Obvious In fact, global warming is the most widespread mass hysteria in our species' history  (foxnews.com) (607)
(Houston Chronicle) Amusing You know how the right wingers who hate gays the most always seem to end up being secret homosexuals? This isn't going to do anything to change that perception  (chron.com) (212)
(CBPP) Interesting Less than 10% of entitlement spending goes toward societal leeches' binges on drugs and plasma screens  (cbpp.org) (212)
(CNN) Followup Congress does something  (cnn.com) (83)
(Huffington Post) Asinine NH lawmaker pushes abstinence for married couples. As if that's necessary  (huffingtonpost.com) (160)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Santorum: "This is just crap"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (219)
(The Tennessean) Dumbass Tennessean GOP Leader Opines That Feeding Poor School Children is Ungodly  (tennessean.com) (173)
(Politico) Fail Remember folks, always check your email's spam folder. Sometimes important things will get sent there by accident, like membership confirmations, tallies for your primary caucus voting, messages from fami- wait what?  (politico.com) (45)
(The Hill) Hero Martha McSally (R-ighteous), a retired Air Force colonel and combat veteran, would like to kick Rick Santorum "in the jimmy" for his remarks about women in combat. HOORAH  (thehill.com) (146)
(Some Guy) Amusing Americans on SOPA: stop it now.. Canadians on Canadian SOPA: Let's tell our government everything, eh?  (winnipegfreepress.com) (39)
(Boston.com) Obvious MSNBC fires Pat Buchanan upon realizing that they hired Pat Buchanan  (boston.com) (148)
(Salon) Followup The right is attacking Media Matters because it matters  (salon.com) (154)
(AlterNet) Stupid How to miss the point about missing the point about a missed point. You farking clouds can go straight to hell  (alternet.org) (66)
(CBS News) Stupid In an effort to get all cuddly with Michigan voters Mitt Romney praises the height of their trees.... What?  (cbsnews.com) (102)
(Intrade) Amusing Odds of brokered convention up to 26% according to political gamblers. Odds of the anti-Christ taking over America still at 100%  (intrade.com) (62)
(Washington Post) Amusing Dems to GOP: "I heard you need more rope? Here take as much as you need. And be sure to tell people they're unclean while they're ovulating too"  (washingtonpost.com) (603)
(Some Guy) Interesting How in the hell are we supposed to grant fertilized eggs constitutional rights?  (jezebel.com) (156)
(UPI) Amusing Santorum holds a fleshlight up to his face and tells a scary story. Damn autocorrect  (upi.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Fail Here, let me explain to you how the economy isn't really recovering with this series of increasingly nonsensical and uninterpretable graphs (accomplishment unlocked: Tears of Tufte)  (minyanville.com) (82)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Having solved all other problems, House Republicans pass bill protecting them from having to testify if they get sued  (tampabay.com) (28)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail In one day, the GOP managed to set back the party's position on women back to the 1950s. Good luck getting out of this PR nightmare   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (393)
(NPR) Interesting HHS says ICD-10 can wait. You submitted this while waiting to be seen for a dolphin bite (W5601XA)  (npr.org) (50)
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely Rick Santorum, emphasizing the importance of two-parent families in ecomonic recovery, says strong families will help the poor get back on their feet; critics say it will cost too much to provide every single mom with a new dad  (chicagotribune.com) (70)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Illinois senator is going to be in the unemployment line if he keeps it up. Not that one. Or that one. Or the one in prison. Or the other one in prison. Or the other one in prison  (rrstar.com) (22)
(ABC) Unlikely In what must be one of the most brazen acts of flip-flopitude in history, Romney decides to take credit for the Obama auto industry bailout  (abcnews.go.com) (127)
(Yahoo) Obvious While republicans debate about the best way to use a vagina, Obama is rolling toward a blowout win with over 300 electoral votes  (news.yahoo.com) (171)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Head of Santorum SuperPAC: "In a simpler time, there were other ways to deal with female sexual desire. Back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (497)
(Huffington Post) Amusing 5-foot-6 Congressman Luis Gutierrez: "I'm pleased to announce today that if Newt Gingrich can speak for all Catholics, I'm going to start speaking for all tall people"  (huffingtonpost.com) (158)
(Daily Kos) Fail "I remember going to the Detroit auto show with my dad," says Mitt Romney, in a Michigan campaign ad in front of a photo of the 1964 New York World's Fair  (dailykos.com) (151)
(The Nation) Fail Republican panelists at the House contraception hearing were all men. Some women seem to have a problem with this  (thenation.com) (474)
(Some Optimistic Guy) Unlikely How Republicans can win even if the economy keeps improving. Master plan likely involves two things no one understands: a microwave and non-dairy creamer  (blog.american.com) (169)
(Slate) Unlikely Mormon baptisms are out there. They can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, as long as you are dead  (slate.com) (220)
(STLToday) Obvious Despite half their governors since 1970 serving jail time, Illinois is only the third most corrupt state. Wrong: Washington D.C. is not a state  (stltoday.com) (28)
(National Review) Scary In case you were wondering if the Religious Left is as looney as the Religious Right. Yep, it is  (nationalreview.com) (312)
(Slate) Followup Michele Bachmann turns down an opportunity to further embarrass herself on national TV  (slatest.slate.com) (15)
(The New York Times) Interesting Bishops: "Obama's mandate violates the sacred beliefs of Catholic Employers." Catholic Employers: "Actually, we're cool with it. Please stop speaking for us"  (nytimes.com) (172)
(Some Guy) Interesting Apparently CPAC was full of trollops and whoors and is called 'The Mardi Gras of the Right'. Well, there were a lot of boobs openly displayed, so bring beads next year  (damndirtyrino.com) (57)
(The Daily Show) Amusing Jon Stewart is the best Joe Lieberman performance artist evah  (thedailyshow.com) (46)
(AP) Followup New Hampshire House votes not to warn residents about the terror on their southern border  (masslive.com) (61)
(Miami Herald) Strange The profound lies of Deep Throat. Wait, you mean Linda Lovelace made the whole thing up?  (miamiherald.com) (66)
(Politico) Obvious Just in case the GOP convention ends up undecided on a nominee, there's one woman who is standing by to help. And by help, we mean make it a complete and utter circus  (politico.com) (185)
(Independent) Obvious Greece spiraling toward "catastrophic depression." Huh, maybe it needs more austerity  (independent.co.uk) (205)
(NewsBusters) Stupid New York Times Headline: "Howls of Protest" against Mitt Romney. Actual Story: 12 people showed up. Bigger Story: Author has written a variant on the same story 28 times in the past 4 years  (newsbusters.org) (80)
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy Rick Santorum finally finds a form of protection he's not opposed to  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (79)
(Yahoo) Stupid Rick Santorum receives endorsement from Megadeth's Dave Mustaine; still courting the members of Night Ranger and Jackyl  (news.yahoo.com) (210)


Wed February 15, 2012
(CNN) Scary By the end of his first term, Pres. Obama will have added $5 trillion to the national debt. This is $1.6 trillion more than Bush did in eight years  (caffertyfile.blogs.cnn.com) (414)
(Daily Kos) Asinine "Lines Crossed: Separation of Church and State. Has the Obama Administration Trampled on Freedom of Religion and Freedom of Conscience?" Is this A)a booth title at CPAC B)a talk radio topic or C)a hearing of the US Congress  (dailykos.com) (426)
(Boing Boing) Scary Are you an evangelical with a gay kid? A little stint in this militarized offshore labor camp will straighten them right out  (boingboing.net) (375)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Congressman calls for diplomacy with Iran. BURN HIM  (huffingtonpost.com) (81)
(Huffington Post) Amusing If the Birther movement hadn't already hit its low point, it has now -- dissed by Newt Gingrich  (huffingtonpost.com) (66)
(The Daily Caller) Spiffy Remember Anita Dunn? She was Obama's communications director who spent so much time trying to tarnish the image of hedge funds? You'll never guess what her new gig is  (dailycaller.com) (86)
(NYPost) Interesting Michelle Malkin's top Tea Party favorites for the upcoming election. Some of them can even read  (nypost.com) (33)
(Huffington Post) Obvious My personhood bill won't directly affect contraception, and I'll be glad to vote against an amendment that puts that in writing  (huffingtonpost.com) (121)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Walker cancels on his date with Obama  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (166)
(New York Magazine) Obvious Obama to donors: "I know you are upset, but this time I promise you that we will have real change if you reelect me"  (nymag.com) (122)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing From the Department of Everyone Loses: Santorum compares his social issues beef with Romney like "Ryan Seacrest going toe to toe with Mike Tyson"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (45)
(Media Matters) Dumbass Fox's Eric Bolling says it was okay for Bush to waste taxpayer money attacking Iraq because Saddam caused 9/11  (mediamatters.org) (131)
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy Mormon Glenn Beck launches "We Are All Catholics Now (but after you die we will proxy baptize you)" movement to protest birth control without copays   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (459)
(NewsBusters) Amusing Andrew Sullivan thinks that Obama hoodwinked the Bishops on the contraception issue after their Palin-powered mind rays failed to trick him. Or something. (Bonus: Picture of Chris Matthews responding exactly how one should to Andrew Sullivan)  (newsbusters.org) (73)
(National Journal) Amusing Republicans: "It is a moral imperative that employers should be able deny any type of coverage." Harry Reid: "Sure let's vote on that." Republicans: "Err, um, let's not be hasty here"  (nationaljournal.com) (138)
(Washington Post) Obvious In light of how the Republican primaries have gone this year, GOP now "rethinking" the caucus format. Won't somebody think of the RON PAUL?  (washingtonpost.com) (24)
(Yahoo) Amusing As primary season enters its second month, the messages of the remaining campaigns begin to diverge. Romney: I'm the most electable. Santorum: I'm the most conservative. Gingrich: I'm not dead yet  (news.yahoo.com) (62)
(National Review) Sad "We're paying more in interest in the debt in the first four months of the year than the sum of the total deficit in 2007"  (nationalreview.com) (228)
(Guardian) Interesting Chavez campaign goes negative. Apparently, he really wants to increase his 99% share of the vote this time  (guardian.co.uk) (19)
(ABC) Hero Newt defends women in combat and says Rick Santorum completely misunderstands modern warfare  (abcnews.go.com) (161)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Just how deep is the Santorum?  (ajc.com) (158)
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Not news: GOP tries to get amendment into bipartisan highway bill. Awjeeznotthisshiatagain: Allowing all employers to deny paying for birth control related health services   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (620)
(SacBee) Fail Public records show that the California Assembly spent $200,000 to keep the public from seeing public records  (blogs.sacbee.com) (27)
(MPR) Dumbass "Please I.D. Me" Okay, you're the moran who is violating state law by pushing your political message inside the polling station  (minnesota.publicradio.org) (156)
(Some Guy) Asinine Pro-Life Republicans push to expand the death penalty to include people who, you know, never did any killing  (virginiapolitics.tumblr.com) (251)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Silly Herman Cain decline-nine-nines a spot on Dancing with the Stars  (blogs.ajc.com) (30)
(The Daily Show) Obvious "You've confused the 'war on your religion' with 'not always getting everything you want'"  (thedailyshow.com) (851)
(Think Progress) Amusing While liberals love him and wish they had him in office, when you get right down to it, Jed Bartlet was not a very good liberal president  (thinkprogress.org) (173)
(AlterNet) Obvious Ten Catholic Teachings that Rick Santorum ignores  (alternet.org) (265)
(WRCB-TV) Interesting A billion here, a billion there and pretty soon we're talking about real money  (wrcbtv.com) (32)
(CSMonitor) Scary Five reasons the federal budget is so farked not even Ron Paul can save it  (csmonitor.com) (204)
(Toledo Blade) Strange This is an even-numbered year so Ohio voters are anti-union  (toledoblade.com) (79)
(Detroit News) Stupid In an obvious effort to shore up his support in Michigan before the primary, Mitt Romney writes op-ed saying the government should have let GM go bankrupt. What could possibly go wrong?  (detroitnews.com) (228)
(Miami Herald) Florida Shalalala's role raises questions, such as "Who put the bomp in the bomp she bop she bop?" And "Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?"  (miamiherald.com) (21)
(Slate) Ironic Apparently, it's good for democracy that billionaires can buy the president with a few million dollar super PAC contributions  (slate.com) (57)
(Yahoo) Unlikely "Sarah Palin Is The Most Powerful Female Politician In The World" Pretty loose definition of powerful you got there  (news.yahoo.com) (122)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Santorum calls Occupy protesters 'radical element', apparently unaware that the Occupy movement is so 2011  (wrcbtv.com) (134)
(CBC) Scary You're either with us, or a pedophile  (cbc.ca) (147)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Think Progress) Obvious In keeping with the Right's War on Women, FoxNews pundit advocates the raping of female members of the military, saying "What did they expect?"  (thinkprogress.org) (lots)
(TwinCities.com) Interesting Good news, South Dakota spouse stealers: The anti-spouse-stealing law might get repealed  (twincities.com) (71)
(The Atlantic Wire) Fail Rick Santorum said in his book "radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness." But he swears he didn't write it; it was his wife  (theatlanticwire.com) (210)
(thedaily) Stupid Senate barbershop runs a $300,000 deficit, despite charging $105 for Lindsday Graham's highlights  (thedaily.com) (71)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Best Korea enlists populace to join "Truth Teams" to explain the Truth® to their uneducated neighbors. Sorry, I meant to say "The Obama Campaign." Sorry, carry on Citizen  (news.yahoo.com) (336)
(The New York Times) Amusing New York Times wonders "Is Callista Gingrich's hair perfect?" Pledges to investigate why she disappears with each full moon  (nytimes.com) (87)
(Washington Free Beacon) Sad A look into how the most transparent administration in history functions  (freebeacon.com) (134)
(WorldNetDaily) Hero Chuck Norris: Why I chose Newt over Santorum  (wnd.com) (144)
(The Raw Story) Scary Perhaps he'd like the nuclear launch codes too  (rawstory.com) (59)
(The New York Times) Obvious Get ready for Occupy @ part 2  (nytimes.com) (430)
(Yahoo) Obvious In case you'd forgotten, Mitch McConnell would like to remind you that he's a douchebag  (news.yahoo.com) (96)
(Washington Post) Amusing Actual headline: "Same-sex marriage backers courting Maryland Republicans". No word on which men's rooms they are staking out  (washingtonpost.com) (26)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Sarah Palin says long, competitive battle for GOP presidential nomination will result in a Republican victory in November, and that a brokered convention could be a good thing. This is what Sarah Palin really believes  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (134)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Obama's budget heading to Congress where it will [insert your own metaphor for a slow painful death here]  (wrcbtv.com) (98)
(Townhall) Obvious The GOP can add 10 million jobs and $15 trillion to the US economy without spending a dime  (finance.townhall.com) (369)


Sun February 12, 2012
(The Daily Caller) Obvious Fox News Channel, Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer: Israel 'will strike' Iran to 'prevent a second holocaust'. From the video, it's almost like he's cheering for it  (dailycaller.com) (329)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Why do Florida Republicans hate the poor so much?  (tampabay.com) (204)
(Denver Post) Scary Sheriffs threatening to arrest federal regulators. Another threatening to bring out his SWAT team to go up against a federal government SWAT team. Welcome to the Constitutional Sheriffs Convention  (denverpost.com) (259)
(The New York Times) Stupid "He says too many Americans lean on taxpayers, yet depends on a federal subsidy called the earned-income tax credit. He signed up his 3 kids to eat free meals at federal expense. And Medicare paid for his mom's hip surgery twice"  (nytimes.com) (318)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Obama asserts that the Soviet Union's Constitution is better than our Constitution. THIS IS AN OUTR-wait.... Obama didn't say that, but Scalia did? Never mind then  (thinkprogress.org) (188)
(Salon) Silly "We need a global currency." Isn't Europe already trying this with the Euro? And isn't it proving to be a great failure?  (salon.com) (144)
(The New York Times) Interesting Finally someone admits why the current crop of GOP candidates suck so much  (nytimes.com) (212)
(Boston Herald) Interesting Bill O'Reilly defends Ellen DeGeneres' gayness. And the moon became as blood. (Bonus: "Kim Kardashian is a far worse role model than Ellen")  (bostonherald.com) (91)
(Wonkette) Obvious Websites for no-strings-attached gay sex get a huge upswing in traffic, self loathing, during CPAC  (wonkette.com) (79)


Sat February 11, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious CPAC straw poll: Romney wins, but finishing in number 2 is Santorum  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (74)
(Mediaite) Dumbass Sarah Palin's CPAC keynote: "Time to drain the jacuzzi and throw the bums out with the bathwater." If she mixes any more metaphors, the early bird will grow moss on a penny earned  (mediaite.com) (203)
(Guardian) Spiffy Will Mitt Romney's faux New England patrician credentials be enough to hold off the Paulistians in the deep woods of Maine? Is anyone still paying attention to this circus? It's your Maine Caucus thread  (guardian.co.uk) (217)
(Des Moines Register) Followup Catholics are still pissed at Obama. Apparently, they won't be satisfied until they nail him to the wall  (desmoinesregister.com) (410)
(Arizona Star) Interesting Republican endorses Gabrielle Giffords' aide to fill her seat in Special Election, suggests the other Republicans drop their candidacies  (azstarnet.com) (71)
(Washington Times) Obvious What's next up for Obama? Get rid of that pesky little second amendment thingie. Of course, did you think otherwise?  (washingtontimes.com) (550)

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