Fark Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Quick Answers
I want to create an account I lost my Farking password. I want to submit a link. I submitted a link and I don't see it on Fark's main page. I want to buy a banner ad. I want to know what's OK to post and what isn't. I want to post images and links in my comments. I want to post a Photoshop. I want to post an AudioEdit. I want to post my Farktography entry. I want to sign up for TotalFark. I'm short on beer money and have to cancel my TotalFark subscription. I can't post a comment. I tried clicking on comments for a link and it said it was for TotalFarkers only. I can't log in to TotalFark. Does Fark have an RSS feed? How do I search for old Fark articles? I don't like my login anymore and want it changed/deleted. How can I get Fark's links to my site to say something other than just "Some Guy"? I want to submit a source icon for my website. Fark looks weird in my browser. Why is there a red horizontal line above certain posts, especially my own? Where did the HTML assistant buttons for posting comments disappear to? Why can't I link images on home.comcast.net? Why can I only submit some New York Times articles and not others? I want to ask a question that's not on this list. Does Drew have a contingency plan for Fark in the event of zombies? Is there a Fark app for the iPhone / iPod Touch? Why do I see a thread split into multiple pages, even when I have pagination turned off? How can I help track down a bad ad? What is this Scorecard Research pop-over survey I'm seeing? What's the difference between a moderator and an admin?
Headline T-shirt Questions
Headline shirts? Wha? How does this work? No, really, how does this work? Why are some headlines able to be made into shirts while others are not? What's the difference between men's and women's? How do the sizes run? Can I order shirts with older headlines printed on them? Can I exchange or return purchased products? What's the turn around time between ordering and delivery?
TotalFark Only Questions
Where do I sign up for TotalFark? I'm short on beer money and have to cancel my TotalFark subscription. My TotalFark is about to expire. Where do I go to renew? What do the different colored headline on the TotalFark pages mean? Why don't I see some greenlit articles on the main Fark.com page? How do I use the Favorite Links feature? How do I highlight or hide posts from specific users? How does Link Voting work? How do I report a problem with a comment or a link? I can view the TotalFark main page fine, but I can't view any comment threads. Why? I can view comments fine, but I can't view the TotalFark main page. Why? Why did I get a cancellation notice when I didn't really cancel? I think someone bought a TotalFark subscription for me (sponsored me). How do I find out who? Can I transfer my TotalFark subscription to a different account? What's with the name change from totalfark.com to total.fark.com? What are TotalFark Gift Subscriptions?
UltraFark Email Questions
Who is eligible for an @ultrafark.com email address? I've been a TotalFarker for YEARS and just let my subscription lapse for 2 days a couple months ago. THIS ISN'T FAIR. Why isn't my @ultrafark.com username the same as my Fark login? But anyone can figure out my @ultrafark.com email address from my login. I don't want that! So-and-so is threatening/harrassing/being mean to me over UltraFark email. Okay, okay! So how do I sign up already?? I forgot my UltraFark password. Does my ultrafark.com email address go away if I drop my total.fark.com subscription? Any other legal stuff I need to know?
Tech Questions
Fark looks weird on my computer. I don't want people posting pictures from my website in Fark threads. How do I stop it? I have pictures on my own website that I want to post on Fark threads, but don't want other sites posting them. How do I stop it? When I view the Fark main page, I get a password popup / "authentication required" page for TotalFark every time, even though I didn't click on TotalFark. What gives? How come the Google search thingie on the main page doesn't work? My firewall is registering hits from Fark. What's happening? What platform do you run all this on? Is Fark reachable via IPv6?
Farkisms
Tastes like chicken France Surrenders Study: after years of research scientists come up with obvious conclusion "First Post" time warp Ugly-ass baby animals Wheaton "Killing" kittens Hollywood is out of ideas Duke sucks Still no cure for cancer Asshat Your dog wants steak Here comes the science Sharp knees Ric Romero EVERYBODY PANIC! No, you can't have a ________. Not yours. LGN / DIT DIAF Farked ™ TLA'a and other stuff
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