Two women in bar run out of cash, offer boobies flashes for beer money. Then things get all stabby (naplesnews.com) (18)
Iran's navy claimed its warships entered the Mediterranean on Saturday to convey Tehran's "message of peace and friendship" (telegraph.co.uk) (74)
Photoshop Theme: History Channel documentaries about insignificant events (4.bp.blogspot.com) (21)
Do you think your precocious kindergartener is ready for college but being discriminated against for her age? Don't worry, the Feds have your back (orlandosentinel.com) (76)
Two years later, drunken joke in a bar is the fastest-growing Mardi Gras krewe in New Orleans. Witness the power of the Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus (nytimes.com) (66)
Despite being slathered in parsley butter and accompanied by a bloomin' onion, New Jersey marriage equality bill is still vetoed by Governor Chris Christie (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (119)
Before sending inmates out to mow a lot after complaints of high weeds, first make sure the land is not a protected wetland (myfoxdc.com) (52)
The US Postal Service wants to raise the price of stamps to 50 cents so they can pay for all the extra buggy whips needed for speedy mail delivery (money.cnn.com) (145)
Police in Westbrook, Maine are on the lookout for a man who didn't rob a bank. Suspect is described as between 3' 6" to 7' tall, 85 to 475 lbs, and answers to the name, "Hey You" (wmtw.com) (65)
Jimmie Johnson's car caught with illegal parts. This is not a repeat from damn-near every year in his career (pnj.com) (79)
While the media is focusing on "Linsanity", Lebron is having one of the greatest statistical years in NBA history (herald-dispatch.com) (68)
Timberwolves' Ricky Rubio shows some street ball moves with an insane behind-the-back blind pass (w/video) (deadspin.com) (24)
The NFL continues to champion players $afety by moving towards an 18-game season (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (54)
Can Arsenal, Chelsea, or Liverpool salvage their pathetic seasons? Can Crawley or Stevenage slay a giant? The FA Cup fifth round is here (bbc.co.uk) (122)
The 10 best things about being a Royals fan, other than not having a lottery for playoff tickets and always being able to find a seat on the third base line (sports.yahoo.com) (49)
Obama has forced so much socialism onto GM that they're actually giving their workers bonuses (msnbc.msn.com) (25)
139% APR seems a bit steep for a $2600 loan, but at least they aren't one of those usurious payday loan places (boingboing.net) (41)
The audit of almost 400 foreclosures in San Francisco found that 84 percent of them appeared to be illegal (reuters.com) (34)
Son of the year celebrates his mother's 98th birthday by: a) buying flowers, b) taking her out to dinner or c) serving eviction papers to kick her out of the house she has lived in since 1953? (nypost.com) (44)
In today's economic man-bites-dog story ... For the first time ever, Bank of Japan says it wants inflation (slate.com) (25)
CBS profits up 30% in the fourth quarter. First time since 1968 that "CBS" and "profits" have been mentioned together in same sentence (chicagotribune.com) (7)
Two years later, drunken joke in a bar is the fastest-growing Mardi Gras krewe in New Orleans. Witness the power of the Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus (nytimes.com) (66)
"The fact that we build our number system around ten is an evolutionary fluke - five-fingered hands go right back to some of the very first organisms to emerge from the ocean" (io9.com) (83)
Quite inexplicably, The Simpsons have hit 500 episodes despite losing relevance and humor 360 episodes ago (huffingtonpost.com) (44)
Tina Fey and the Cult of Liz Lemon. If they ever got her to run for politics, she could start her own offshoot Lemon Party (rollingstone.com) (25)
Never in the field of human hipsterism has so much been owed by so many to so few. "Cool" tag standing in for "Booze, Broads and Sharkskin Suits" tag (life.time.com) (24)
Interactive tribute to some awesome character actors. Includes Lumbergh and Milton from "Office Space" and the Kurgan. Warning: Shirtless Machete (vanityfair.com) (101)
Do Rush Limbaugh's recent attempts to split the GOP reveal he's a secret Democrat? Or just a pompous blowhard with no clear strategy? (salon.com) (52)
Chris Christie vetoed civil rights. Now listen to the Newark mayor raise holy hell about putting the rights of minorities up for popular vote (crooksandliars.com) (118)
President Obama Announces the 2012 Launch of African Americans for Obama. Of course if a white candidate did this, it would be racist (youtube.com) (104)
Guess which two Republican candidates gave the least to charity? Go ahead, guess (money.cnn.com) (111)
"Winning The Future." "Greater Together." "We Don't Quit." All have been suggested as replacements for "Hope and Change". You can do better, Fark. Any suggestions for the Obama2012 campaign slogan? (reuters.com) (282)
"What was done to our country was wrong and unpatriotic and un-American and nobody has been held to account" (guardian.co.uk) (118)
If Mitt Romney loses Michigan, the GOP needs a new candidate: Jeb Bush, says top GOP Senator (abcnews.go.com) (110)
The US tax system: We're paying our share and you're paying yours. Well, actually, you're paying our share. But that's ok. It's the American way (nytimes.com) (67)
TransCanada: We're gonna take your land for our pipeline, eh. North Texan: The hell you are, don't mess with Texas (statesman.com) (42)
Snowsuit made of LED-covered fabric + snowboarder on light powder + night = Eerie, compelling beauty (youtube.com) (14)
Barbara Eden covers Blood, Sweat & Tears' "Spinning Wheel." Your argument has never been, nor will it ever be, more invalid (youtube.com) (31)
Check out this totally sweet time-lapse video of night skies with original music by Battlestar Galactica composer Bear McCreary (vimeo.com) (21)![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.fark.net%2Fimages%2F2012%2Fvegas%2Ffarkcon2012.jpg)








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