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New Fark Headline Shirts!

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Have you ever seen a clever headline on Fark and said to yourself, "Man, I'd totally buy a shirt with that headline on it!" No? Well, you can anyway with our new headline shirts!

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Need some inspiration for good headline shirt ideas? Check out the top Fark links for the past week:

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Kim Jong Un Dead. I repeat - Un Dead

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Men have not been offering Courteney Cox

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Olympics-bound female Afghani athlete doesn't play team sports, but you should see her box

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I-N-T-E-S-T-I-N-A-L I-L-L-N-E-S-S breaks out at cheerleading tournament

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Wingnuts: we don't need a protocol droid. Romney: Sir, I've also been programmed for over thirty secondary functions. Wingnuts: What we really need is a droid that understands wharrgarbl. Romney: It's like a second language for me

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Arizona court forces potential candidate off of city council ballot because her English isn't good enough, setting a dangerous precedent that may leave the entirety of the south ungoverned

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Researchers develop way to scan liquids that may allow travelers to carry on enough vodka to relieve the stress of the TSA screening, Southwest boarding process