I think I want to start a stepLINKS girl contest….but no girls would ever participate….

My new thing is getting drunk at bars where there happens to be med students, or doctors in their residencies because I always think I am dying and doctors love talking shop….except last night when I was trying to convince some girl to give me a prostate exam at the bar….who turned out to not be a doctor at all…..

The weekened of livin’ the sad, pathetic, humiliating dream has begun here are the stepLINKS…..while I make memories I’ll forget in a horrible humiliating mess….

Good times.

Aubrey O’Day’s Cleavage Doesn’t Distract from her Shitty Face and Stupid Hair
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The Adele Sex Tape is a Fake – The Sighs of Relief Over Power the Sadness I Feel
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Live Web Cam Shows Will Make Your Weekend the Best It Can Be
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Man Throws Dog Shit at a Lady
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Chrisina Ricci Looks Hot
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Monica Bellucci TIts Promote Something
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American Ninja Warrior
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Michael Bay is a Pervert Just Like the Rest of Us
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Fat Toddlers and Tiaras Kid With HEr Fat Toddlers and Tiaras Mom
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The Kenny Powers Soundboard Will Change Your Life!
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Miley Cyrus Lets It All Hang Out
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Chris Brown’s Mommy Is Mad Her Wittle Boy
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Carol is Rocking Some Bondage Type Shit
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Free Cam Shows, Gotta Love That
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Blonde With Perfect Tits Gets Herself Off
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Some Cindy Crawford Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Reese Witherpsoon is Topless in This Means War
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Hefty But I’m Sure It’s Just Her Ugly Fucking Dress
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Stacy Keibler vs. Taylor Momsen Who Would You Rather
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Jessica Alba Has the Sads
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Gotta Love a Slutty GIF
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Wanna Puke? Watch This Cockaroach Give Birth
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A “Lil Positivity†14 Year-Old Child Prodigy Publishes Motivational Book About His Life In College When He Was Only 8!
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Brooklyn Likes to Go Down….Wayyyyyyy Down
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And ANOTHER Random Pic Dump of the Day
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UFC Ring Girl Released For Undisclosed Soft-Core Porn
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And MORE Girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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Holly Gibbons Sexy Lingerie Strip – VIDEO
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God I Love Short Shorts
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Kate Upton at Caesars Palace for the Muhammad Ali Tribute
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And ANOTHER Random Pic Dump
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Ariel and Stacy are Sexy by the Beach
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Father Shoots Daughter’s Laptop After Facebook Rant (Video)
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Well Hello Anastasia
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Chris Brown Didn’t Want People to Know He Was at Rihanna’s Birthday
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Candice Swanepoel Is Hard At Work
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Magnum Vs Watermelon…
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Emma Stone is Boring
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Coffee Stain Portrait
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Dog is Really Man’s Best Friend.
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But She Was A Fucking Crackhead Ho. What The Problem Is?
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Doutzen Kroes Totally Fuckable In These Bikini Pics
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SI Models at some Event
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Crazy Kids Kidnapped for Christ
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These Chicks Look Like They Could Take A Punch or Two. Probably Already Have.
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Edible Balloons
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Gretchen Rossi Nice Wet Camel Toe. Distracts From That Face
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Malin Ackerman’s Window into her Tits
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Nicole Scherzinger Probably Sucks A Mean Cock…What Do You Think?
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Miley Cyrus Probably Masturbates While Driving
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Hotest Sports WAGS of the 2000s
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Those Are Some Million Dollar Testicles He’s Holding
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Celebrity Animated Gifs are Hystrical
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Rosie Jones and Kaylee Carver Topless of Nuts
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Jennifer Lawrence Hot at a Press Conference
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Aida Yespica Hot in a Bikini
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Scarjo Fat Legs in Shorts
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Coco Hosts a Party
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Sherylyn Chopra Posting for Peta in a School Girl Outfit
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Some South African Socialites Cellphone Pics
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Night Vision Porn
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I hardly ever post pictures of Laetitia Casta but I remember her being this sensation in the late 90s and when I got these nude pics sent in of her today…that I don’t know if they are new or not…I felt compelled to end the week with them for old times….see cuz her tits are spectacular….she’s french so she has anal on the first date….which is probably something you’d want…cuz based on these 2009 BIKINI PICS she’s got a blown out pussy….that her great tits make up for….

Here’s some hot Bar Refaeli in her new underwear collection that hasn’t launched yet but that is teasing me with half naked tennis…two of my favorite things…partnered up with two of my favorite things on her…..

She’s quite the enterprising Jew…one other’s should really take not of because I never hear stories of Jewish people being good at business or using their contacts to leverage into making more money…especially not in the clothing trade…that can’t still run by 98 percent jewish people….along with all other business….I guess making this venture not shocking at all…

Her name is Khanyi Mbau and she is apparently a South African socialite who calls herself the Queen of bling and likely leaked these nude pics of herself for attention….

It turns out they were shot in september of last year and that they have taken a solid 6 months to get to America….like a cuban on a fucking raft…probably cuz America doesn’t give a fuck about South Africa….except maybe for it’s blood diamonds and now…for it’s queen of bling naked and black…..for Black History Month….

Sidenote, I’m not sure what’s dripping out of her pussy, but since she’s from South Africa it is safe to assume it is AIDS….

Miley Cyrus is a clown across the board….It isn’t entirely her fault…she’s been molded at a young age to equate being a dancing monkey brat for the cameras with making serious fucking cash, getting serious fucking fame, and leading to serious fucking slutty before she turned 18 to let people know she matters….until pulling that from us by turning 18 and deciding that dressing like this is better than being 16 and naked in magazines for her dad and all the other peds out there to defend as they jerked off to it….I miss the Miley that was…..

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I think I am till into Amber Heard and her bisexuality even if it was just pretend to get attention and become the next Scarlett Johannsson she’s trying to be….all 60′s glamour…with not enough titty…and I’m not annoyed or offended by it like I should be….I’m buying into the hype…..I blame these pics from her S&M FASHION SHOOT and maybe a little Sex Scene in Rum Diary helps too….

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Since I don’t have the right to post the paparazzi pictures that are owned by 90 percent of the paparazzi agencies because the paparazzi are pretty much an organized crime ring of extortionists who like fucking people over for personal gain with inflated prices they make up of bitches who aren’t even the bitches they say they are in compromising positions…I am forced to post the video clips those same paparazzi agencies produce featuring the pics I want to post….and I’m starting to prefer it…you know cuz bikini pics are always better with some British poofter rambling on about nonsense that doesn’t matter….it makes the experience all that more three dimensional….

Either way, this may be Bahati a Victoria’s Secret model tanning between photoshoots…or it could be some random Miami bitch and really shit doesn’t matter.

I am a huge fan of foreign films cuz they are full of tits and pussy…and this shit isn’t even a film…it’s a TV show called Kaboul Kitchen from france, where they get their actors completely naked like it was softcore porn, cuz they aren’t as uptight as Americans….for all we know this could be a fucking kids show….and thats why French girls have anal on the first date….

That said…watch it and take in some culture you fucking white trash hick…..

Now the only issue is that shit’s too short and fast like most of your sex to see labia flapping in the wind…but it’s good enough for me…

The way Hilary rides the horn is the kind of that makes me want to hunt her down and give her a third trimester abortion with my fucking tongue…or maybe my fists…cuz there’s nothing more annoying than an irritating, spoiled bitch who is slightly inconvenienced so that she throws down a fucking hissy fit using what car manufacturers install for safety not for fucking pleasure in efforts of getting her way….seriously, I get that she’s mad her pussy will never be the same again, but can’t she just listen to some Mel C and deal with her shitty life choices….Cunt…

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Yes I just posted a Mel C song for Hilary Duff’s Vagina….

This isn’t the Sam Cooke your mom used to jerk off to…..

This is some slut who FHM said had the best boobs in Britain half a decade ago when she was a page 3 girl for the UK Sun back in 2006 and I guess her career just blew up so hard…..that she’s a page 3 girl again today probably trying to make rent money cuz the last 6 years have left her 25 and not rockin’ the best breasts in the UK…that just a lie FHM told her…it’s all lies people….

So here she is today….for old times and new beginnings, holding onto the one contact that answers her calls….

If you read this site….you know how i feel about the stepNEWS….it’s amazing…inspiring…rewarding…all things good in the world…by showcasing all things bad….and that works for me

Homeless Man Leaves Disturbing Love Letters For Georgia Woman
A homeless man is accused of leaving disturbing love letters for a Georgia woman, including his desires to taste her blood.

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Defendant Collapses After Drinking Poison In Court
A defendant collapsed on the floor of a Florida court room after being found guilty in a trespassing claim.

Dashcam Video: Florida Girl Tased, Head Hit Concrete
A Florida girl running from a police officer in Tampa, Florida was tased and suffered brain damage after her head hit the concrete.

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Caught on Tape: Florida Students In School Bus Fight
Fifteen-year-old Leah Szeluga said she was attacked on her school bus Friday and wound up getting in trouble and suspended.

Role Playing Lands Couple In Jail
A couple that was role playing their sexual fantasies on Valentine’s Day in Portland, Oregon were in court after their arrest for disorderly conduct.

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Moms Brawl At Cracker Barrel Restaurant On Valentine’s Day
Two mothers got into a massive brawl at a South Haven, Mississippi Cracker Barrel restaurant and it all started over a crying baby.

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She is no one famous…..seriously no one famous….she has MODEL MAYHEM, 15,000 twitter followers…and was Biker Chick in Entourage, Bikini Girl in Shameless and in a George Lopez pilot, which I happen to think was her best work… but luckily she also has big tits…unfortunately she’s not interested in nude work….but these things will carry her to many great bedrooms of great people who will help her climb that ladder that is life as a busty bitch trying to get famous…so that one day she’ll have a great bedroom of her own…

I’m into big titties trying to get famous….same story, different titties.

Here’s a fascinating story of lust and loss…..or not….Michael Bay is filming the Victoria’s Secret commercial at Alex Rodriguez’s house and herpes would have been had by everyone….only A-Rod’s not into the lingerie model types, they are too busy, lady like and curvy…..he like his bitches as close to man as he can get without going or admitting to be a homo….it’s a jock thing….

We have learned one thing from Chris Brown….who I like to call Christ Brown because he had the chance to punch Rihanna in the face and took it…while we just say we would punch her in the face if we met her…when really most of us would revert to groupie mode and try to make her our friend…..

Is that everyone is a fucking liar and full of fucking shit…that they all get passionate when he beat the bitch and went off about how evil he is for beating the bitch…but after a couple years girls are instead wishing Chris Brown was beating them….

He’s paved the way for women beaters everywhere….he proves that women beaters can be the icons they are meant to be….he proves that women beating is part of our heritage and at our core both men and women know that is what we’re supposed to do….it’s just social formalities and laws prevent us from doing it….all oppressive……that or the public collectively hates Rihanna too and think he’s some kind of war hero for taking one for the team…

Who cares….he’s into dumpy women….whether he beats them or not….groupie women would let him beat them…he’s still money making and award winning….and bringing this stripper back to his hotel room for an after party…he’s got it all figured out.

Britney Palmer busted out her Bald Pussy Muscles and titty muscles for her muscular photoshoot for Playboy that she probably agreed to do becuase back when she was a Magician’s Assistant at the Aladdin Hotel in Vegas in ’06 and the Soloist at the X Burlesque at the Flamingo….this Vegas Showgirls dream was just that….to one day be on the cover a Playboy and it happened for her all because of a small multi billion dollar sport called UFC….where closet cased jocks, raging on steroids watch men wrestle half naked….only to be distracted between rounds by this body….and you know what…any girl living out her dream of being naked….is a girl I am into endorsing…..