Chuck Norris Facts

All Chuck Norris Facts & Jokes

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Chuck Norris single-handedly created Stonehenge and the Pyramids.... In the same day. at the same time.
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... Its about waiting for Chuck Norris to pass...
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat breakfast. the breakfast jumps in his mouth because nothing is safe outside of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris' kids aren't born with a silver spoon in their mouth, but are born with a roundhouse kick lodged in there intstead.
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Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo
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The only substance that can cut diamonds is a blade encrusted with shavings from Chuck Norris's beard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to drive because his beard drives for him.
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Chuck Norris discovered Atlantis.... But he's not telling...Roundhouse! Dead!
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Simon doesn't say...Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris took Calgon away
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Lightning doesn't struck twice, Chuck Norris does
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The ancient Norwegian spelling of Chuck Norris is 'Thor', and Mjolnir is actually Chuck's.......
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