"Just been on my parents computer...typed in 'A' and auto complete comes up with 'Ann Summers sex toys'."

"I just tried auto-complete on my wife's computer and got: Hitler, Nazi marching, air raid, blitzkrieg, infantry German, Nazi rally, Wehmacht infantry, Wehrmach rally... If she wasn't a history teacher I'd be quite worried."

"A good friend of mine recently found out his girlfriend was pregnant when auto-complete came up with 'symptoms of pregnancy'."

"Imagine my joy when i got home to find that my parents had decided to get their very first computer, so I gleefully settle down to check my email before bed...and am struck horrified by the porn sites that pop up in the auto complete."