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reelmolesworth

grate DISMAE as team gb fale to qalify for OLIMPIKS. sugest sining rusian watelifters afrikan runners ect 1:01 AM Feb 16th via Twitter for iPad

siberian wind of -10000 degres blo into st custards provviding warming respite for boys thawing in skool FRIDGE 12:32 AM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone

everbode sa st custards games reqire ENGLISH LEDERSHIP therefor the job should go to 1lb. of BULY BEEF in a morisey t-shirt 1:31 AM Feb 9th via web

skool captane GRABBER suspended for harsh words to jr. ticks (karacter, disipline ect). will @StCustardsGames master resine in a bate? 1:03 AM Feb 9th via web

SKOOL CAT win enormus bet (1 doz. sardines) after runing on pitch at oik pavilion ANNFIELD #lfc 12:21 PM Feb 6th via Twitter for iPhone

hapy JUBLEE to her maj the Q cheers cheers hedmaster GRIMES sa he atended her koronation & aktualy stood next to prince ALBERT 3:43 AM Feb 6th via web

i am looking forwad to seeing the MUPPET SHOW & think they will do a joly site beter without john TERRY as captane. 3:35 AM Feb 5th via web

.@jembloomfield nither @DIMBLEBOT @DrSamuelJohnson nor i hav been seen in same room becos groanups are not alowed into st c's halowed halls 10:03 AM Feb 4th via web in reply to jembloomfield

mr REDNAP canot rite or spell & hav the brane of a 2 yere old but wot of it? this is no barier to SUKCESS in toda's xciting world 4:04 AM Jan 30th via web

boys STARTELD at sound of hagis being piped in but it prove to be onle m'worth 2. he hav been eting red cabage agane poo gosh. 11:57 AM Jan 25th via Twitter for iPad

ho for HAGIS! trad. burns nite prep. as boys stuff kapok toenales fluff earwax plastisene ect into molesworth 2's BALACLARVA 3:25 AM Jan 25th via web

. @wittertainment grabber trembel shuder then finaly top lip go & he start bawling he was even worse for the IRON LADE (surogate mater ect) 6:29 AM Jan 20th via web in reply to wittertainment

.@wittertainment sir sho the ARTIST to st custards film club last nite & all pupils blub like GURLS so boo to yore hardharted listeners 6:21 AM Jan 20th via web

OFICIAL NOTICE: reelmolesworth hav gon dark toda in protest aganst the cancelation of dick BARTON specal agent. pls sine the petision 6:14 AM Jan 18th via web

fakts to chill the blud: old custardian BORIS JOHNSON was born in new york & so qalifies not just to be PM of GB but PRESSIDENT of USA too 6:35 AM Jan 17th via web

ort to make it clere that the economists obituary of the grate mr SEARLE was not by me one of their own weeds did it: economist.com/node/21542712 9:13 AM Jan 16th via web

fotherington-tomas wish to call #TheGoveBoat after TITANIA queen of the FAIREYS. boys club together to buy giant leter "C". 3:01 AM Jan 16th via web

deten. for peason: retwete @taikonaut FOOLIS Peason does not kno that Treens are from VENUS chiz chiz 2:44 AM Jan 16th via web

peason sugest giving the MEKON a gold-plated SPACE DREDNORT to celebrate his 700 years on ye throne of MARS #TheGoveBoat 2:25 AM Jan 16th via web