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Hey Monsanto! Put this in your plow and... tinyurl.com/7j8zf45 #liarliarpantsonfire 12:44 PM Feb 7th via web

Mani-pedi FTW! #highmaintenance (@ Salon Astante) 4sq.com/yhHO9e 8:37 AM Feb 4th via foursquare

Breast cancer is not a political issue, @komenforthecure. Bad move. I won't be supporting you anymore. 5:10 AM Feb 3rd via web

@Illig :) <3 11:09 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck in reply to Illig

@WendyM @jamimiami Night Wendall and Yams. I have missed you so! <3 8:08 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck in reply to WendyM

Also: 69TH Annual. BAHAHAHA! #goldenglobes #g'night #trytheveal 7:59 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck

Really? That's it? Where was RICKY all night? :::Sigh::: Whatevs. Thanks for playing along, y'all! I had fun. WHEEEE! #goldenglobes 7:58 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck

Oh, Harrison. You have not aged well. The earrings, Calista...no. Sad. #goldenglobes #comeatme 7:55 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck

@WendyM I saw that, but how can I sling a Clooney dick joke better than the Cloonster? He wins! 7:51 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck in reply to WendyM

@WendyM That's because you are still distracted by Paul Rudd. 7:44 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck

@smokinblues Yeah, I was thinking of that song... 7:43 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck in reply to smokinblues

@JamiMiami @WendyM LOL! 7:43 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck in reply to JamiMiami

@WendyM Makes me want to kick a Lopez. 7:43 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck in reply to WendyM

@LoreLama Haven't. I'll have to check it out! 7:42 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck in reply to LoreLama

I find Tilda Swinton scary, in that she looks like David Bowie during that awkward adolescent phase. #goldenglobes 7:38 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck

COLIN! #drewl #goldenglobes 7:35 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck

We're pronouncing sublime "sublEEM" now? WTF Jennifer Lopez hair commercial? #quitthatrightthehellnow 7:29 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck

OK, Jessica Biel looks ghastly and also pregnant. Thus explaining the engagement. WHAT? #Iamabadperson #goldenglobes 7:25 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck

Sofia is HAWT! I'd hit that. Wait...what? #goldenglobes 7:20 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck

Er...um...ANTONIO. I was distracted! #goldenglobes 7:19 PM Jan 15th via TweetDeck

Name Liz Web Page Location Boston-ish Web http://www.facebo... Bio Internet enthusiast, endorphin junkie, insomniac, fun chick, writer, personal trainer, spinning instructor, veteran, peacenick, snarky liberal.

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