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RobertFischer

Right now, social media is about the perfect level of interaction for me: I can say stuff and only hear the answers when I feel like it. about 6 hours ago via HootSuite

@TheMonti1 Are you trying to start a fight between @mireyamayor and @RealLucyLawless? Because if so, AWESOME. about 8 hours ago via web from Durham, NC in reply to TheMonti1

Working on paperwork for graduation and various submissions for potential futures. C'mon, Reality, give me something good... about 9 hours ago via web from Durham, NC

@maco_nix That's the first battle, but SC actually seceded first. And people from SC won't let you forget it. about 20 hours ago via web from Durham, NC in reply to maco_nix

@wilw Are you learning #lisp? about 20 hours ago via web from Durham, NC in reply to wilw

"Don't do anything half way. If you're going to love someone, LOVE them. If you're going to hate someone, HATE them." ~ @henryrollins about 21 hours ago via web from Durham, NC

In science class we measured the height of the cliff the coyote fell off based on his time to hit the bottom. I'll always know my 9.8m/s^2. about 21 hours ago via web from Durham, NC

@maco_nix I think South Carolina would disagree with you on that point. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to maco_nix

Trying to decide if allocating a big array or making a bunch of method calls is the more performant bet on the JVM given limited memory. about 22 hours ago via web from Durham, NC

The Mario Bros take on the Wright Brothers in an epic rap battle. Seriously. It's awesome and has some NC love. #ERB youtu.be/1_hKLfTKU5Y about 22 hours ago via Tweet Button

@maco_nix Virginia isn't even really that "South". Although it's definitely got the crazy in spades, its crazy is its own unique flavor. about 23 hours ago via web from Durham, NC in reply to maco_nix

@avflox linking to "Anatmony of an Unsafe Abortion" revealed that I somehow stopped following @DrJenGunter. Boo. I blame Twitter. #fixt about 23 hours ago via web from Durham, NC in reply to avflox

@base698 @rbates Okay, fine, I'll forgive the devs if they allow me to have access to the context menu on the JS link (like @github?). about 23 hours ago via web from Durham, NC in reply to base698

Dear Devs: *PLEASE* stop using JavaScript for page transitions. Sometimes I really want to open a link in a new window. Thanks. ~ The 'Net. about 23 hours ago via web from Durham, NC

Where the Hell did today go? There must be a few more hours of the day hiding under the couch or something. 2:53 PM Feb 17th via web from Durham, NC

@github Unless, of course, it's your marketing department organizing DDoS against you with blanket e-mails. In which case â€” LULZ. 1:28 PM Feb 17th via web from Durham, NC in reply to github

@github Why would people DDoS #GitHub? Whoever you are, stop it. Seriously. Don't be evil. GitHub is awesome. #boo #hiss 1:27 PM Feb 17th via web from Durham, NC in reply to github

Name Robert Fischer Location Durham, NC Web http://enfranchis... Bio I tweet on: Dogs, Philosophy of Mind, Neuroscience, Counter-Modernism, Sexuality, Programming Languages, Entheogens, Phenomenology, Post-Colonialism, etc.

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