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Popped into @GatesheadYouth today. They want wider, better cycle lanes. Who'll help us campaign? @BikeClub - yes! @mattjones? @NewCycling? 2:05 PM Feb 14th via web

Wife just threatened to write 5-0 on my forehead in lipstick while I slept. No more than I deserve for marrying a Spurs fan. #NUFC #COYS 3:51 PM Feb 11th via web

Anyone else still get Rington's Tea delivered just like your gran used to? I do. Aromatic, flavoursome and delicious. 3:49 PM Feb 11th via web

@LiamRCarr I'm still not "similar to you" though. Weird. 3:23 PM Feb 10th via web in reply to LiamRCarr

@KarlOnSea I've heard of the "Sperm Bike" so put yours to medical use too. "Cadaver Bike"... twitpic.com/8i324i 12:06 PM Feb 10th via web

Here's what I did last weekend. Taught young carers to ride. Who says cycle training makes no difference? bikeclub.org.uk/2012/02/10/itsâ€¦ 11:04 AM Feb 10th via web

@BCCletts Yellow snow warning: "Don't eat yellow snow!" I can report high risk areas this morning were all pavements. Walk to school horrid. 1:17 PM Feb 9th via web in reply to BCCletts

Today it was temporary traffic lights, if you're wondering where that bit of political insight came from... 12:56 PM Feb 8th via web

Every time I see core council jobs done by private contractors, a little piece of me is served on a silver plate to David Fucking Cameron. 12:55 PM Feb 8th via web

@miketually Await pictures shortly. My current build really puts the twat into #fixietwat 9:27 AM Feb 8th via web in reply to miketually

@bengoldacre In the time it took you to eat a sandwich and inform the nation, @Oliver_Wright corrected Ms to Dr. Still a nasty article. 8:35 AM Feb 8th via web in reply to bengoldacre

@LiamRCarr @EchoPeterBarron Crap! Deadly as in the cyclist died? Sincerely hope not, and "deadly" used with usual journalistic licence. 1:50 PM Feb 7th via web in reply to LiamRCarr

I'm on the Patriots at just over 2.4 after that score. Was hoping for bigger odds, but there's a lot of love for them on the exchanges. 3:57 PM Feb 5th via web

Bloody hell. Safety. I like the intentional grounding rule. Bit like voluntary tackle in Rugby League. #MTFU 3:44 PM Feb 5th via web

Oily, rich Italian cafetiere for four finished (by myself). Now on the beer. Think I'll go with the Patriots this year. 3:06 PM Feb 5th via web

@Loaf2112 I'd not lower myself. To make 178 episodes of Diagnosis Murder and still have that as your worst performance is some achievement. 1:24 PM Feb 5th via web in reply to Loaf2112

The kids have started asking for A Spoonful of Sugar from Mary Poppins as a lullaby. I must say, I do a pretty impressive Julie Andrews. 1:07 PM Feb 5th via web

Thinking of having a swimming pool party for your 8-year-old daughter and her whole class? Advice, freely given, from one who knows. Don't. 11:19 AM Feb 5th via web

@tt9m I'm on a 1999 Dow's. Trying to save it for special occasions. Like when someone tweets about Port. 2:29 PM Feb 4th via web in reply to tt9m

Name Patrick Carr Location Rural Co. Durham, UK Bio Likes: Family, Bicycles, Grammar, Facts, Opinions, Beliefs, Risks, Rewards. Dislikes: Dog poo. Poo in general actually.

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