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Eliza_Coupe

“@lwg1975:@Eliza_Coupe my hubby has a crush on u. Cld u RT give a shout out 2 Johnny?He'd love it!†Johnny go make out w/ ur wife. “@ptoner23: @endamulholland @eliza_coupe @ptoner23 I think I love her...If she RT us I'd shit myselfZ†U better be dropping heat right now. Hey stomach, you're a stomach. Stop acting like an asshole. #gassyasfuck @TheRealJDPerrin Love it. @DamonkWayans @wayansjr Scrambies? My sister's a cunt. Cos of my 'vulgarity' I'm not invited to my niece's 1st communion. Mind you, I don't have a sister & I'm not Catholic. @wayansjr note taken. But in my defense I have a meaty pussy so I have to unfold it to do anything. ie: pee, have sex, walk etc. Dear cat people who insist on showing pics of their cat, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A FUCK THAT YOUR STUPID CAT CRAWLED INTO YOUR BOOTS. West coast! Pull ya pants down cos my six fake friends and I are gonna plow u (with laughter) in 15 minutes! #happyendings East coast how's ya #happyendings feeling?! You climaxing with laughter and spraying your joy all over the place? Cumming to computer screens soon.... Well, looks like Wednesday gets the 'cuntiest day of the week' award. Go hump day urself u smug bastard. In other news.. #happyendings 2nt!! "Hate to state the obvious but today isn't JUST Valentine's Day. It's Earth Day. Earth Day is EVERY day." -Annoying vegan coworker TO WATCH: 1.@VDOOZER 's #CougarTown 2. SHANGHAI CALLING trailer 3. ALL 6 eps of my OTHER series @VDOOZER I say fuuuck yesss! Anyone who doesn't wanna be an asshole 4 the rest of their lives should watch #CougarTown tues. night!! DO IT! Monday! I'm gonna impregnate u w/ excitement!..Howevs, by lunchtime I'm sure I'll be depressed & abandon u & excitement. But till then, YAY! Gargoyleing. It's the new Planking.


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