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CavanCarter @Eliza_Coupe can I get a RT? For absolutely no reason. Just cuz..
“@lwg1975:@Eliza_Coupe my hubby has a crush on u. Cld u RT give a shout out 2 Johnny?He'd love it!†Johnny go make out w/ ur wife.
“@ptoner23: @endamulholland @eliza_coupe @ptoner23 I think I love her...If she RT us I'd shit myselfZ†U better be dropping heat right now.
Hey stomach, you're a stomach. Stop acting like an asshole. #gassyasfuck
catielaffoon Hanging out with my girl @Eliza_Coupe on the set of @happyendings. There are balls flying around everywhere. Don't worry, I have my camera.
sethismorris Really hard to keep an open mind about guys who wear collarless shirts.
@TheRealJDPerrin Love it.
@DamonkWayans @wayansjr Scrambies? twitter.com/Eliza_Coupe/st…
My sister's a cunt. Cos of my 'vulgarity' I'm not invited to my niece's 1st communion. Mind you, I don't have a sister & I'm not Catholic.
@wayansjr note taken. But in my defense I have a meaty pussy so I have to unfold it to do anything. ie: pee, have sex, walk etc.
Dear cat people who insist on showing pics of their cat, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A FUCK THAT YOUR STUPID CAT CRAWLED INTO YOUR BOOTS.
West coast! Pull ya pants down cos my six fake friends and I are gonna plow u (with laughter) in 15 minutes! #happyendings
East coast how's ya #happyendings feeling?! You climaxing with laughter and spraying your joy all over the place?
Cumming to computer screens soon.... twitter.com/Eliza_Coupe/st…
Well, looks like Wednesday gets the 'cuntiest day of the week' award. Go hump day urself u smug bastard. In other news.. #happyendings 2nt!!
"Hate to state the obvious but today isn't JUST Valentine's Day. It's Earth Day. Earth Day is EVERY day." -Annoying vegan coworker
TO WATCH: 1.@VDOOZER 's #CougarTown 2. SHANGHAI CALLING trailer shanghaicalling.com/videos/ 3. ALL 6 eps of my OTHER series funnyordie.com/somelikeitcoupe
@VDOOZER I say fuuuck yesss! Anyone who doesn't wanna be an asshole 4 the rest of their lives should watch #CougarTown tues. night!! DO IT!
Monday! I'm gonna impregnate u w/ excitement!..Howevs, by lunchtime I'm sure I'll be depressed & abandon u & excitement. But till then, YAY!
Gargoyleing. It's the new Planking. twitter.com/Eliza_Coupe/st…
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