OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me

Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed May 20, 2009 9:47pm UTC – 14 Comments

I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.

Tweet this Tweeted by JohnCMayer – Tue May 19, 2009 8:30pm UTC – 19 Comments

I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.

Tweet this Tweeted by brettschulte – Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:49pm UTC – 31 Comments

Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best!

Tweet this Tweeted by serafinowicz – Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:19am UTC – 22 Comments

fan belt light came on in the 911 so now I'm driving the Cayenne Turbo S - the backup, backup car. Trying not to think about the Tesla...

Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:10pm UTC – 12 Comments

I make multi-million $ decisions on a regular basis -- why is it soooo difficult to decide what to do with my hair?

Tweet this Tweeted by MKReflections – Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:04am UTC – 9 Comments

The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?

Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Sun May 31, 2009 7:47pm UTC – 14 Comments

228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.

Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Mon Jun 1, 2009 12:07pm UTC – 27 Comments

Fucked up the Benz today! 2nd car in a month! Its ok tho sushi & sake with my bestie roxy!

Tweet this Tweeted by chanelwestcoast – Wed May 20, 2009 5:10am UTC – 17 Comments

it makes me sad, the more I have success the more people don't like me....

Tweet this Tweeted by iamsammis – Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:20pm UTC – 13 Comments

Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat.

Tweet this Tweeted by ArthurKadeInc – Sun May 31, 2009 9:01pm UTC – 20 Comments

Look, Im not saying Im better at tweeting than you, Im just saying.. 120 people care what i say, about 30 care what you say @MatthewDonnelly

Tweet this Tweeted by EeskeeMO – Wed May 20, 2009 3:38pm UTC – 5 Comments

If you weren't on Twitter in 2007 you are NOT an authority on social media. At all.

Tweet this Tweeted by brettschulte – Fri May 29, 2009 2:14pm UTC – 8 Comments

Watching a LOT of fashion mistakes go past whilst waiting for the bus. This is why I don't use public transport.

Tweet this Tweeted by SonaliT – Tue May 19, 2009 8:22pm UTC – 7 Comments

this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror...how WEIRD!

Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed May 20, 2009 9:43pm UTC – 3 Comments

LOL. Which one of you lesser people put me on "tweetingtoohard.com"? *pout*

Tweet this Tweeted by Fiona_of_Toorak – Sun May 31, 2009 10:44am UTC – 20 Comments

@wildbill I don't get it either. Who pushes out more interesting links AND interacts more than me on Twitter?

Tweet this Tweeted by guykawasaki – Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:09pm UTC – 2 Comments

Attention all my followers: Sorry if I am not following you back. Give me a reason to do so.

Tweet this Tweeted by jefframone – Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:46am UTC – 5 Comments

Off to lunch with the ex soon. My breakups are always dramatic but then my ex's always become my BFFs. Guess no one can quit me. :0)

Tweet this Tweeted by efriedland – Fri May 29, 2009 2:57pm UTC – 0 Comments

it's so life-affirming when the poor fall in love.

Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed May 20, 2009 9:46pm UTC – 5 Comments

A great business man once said: "The more money you have, the better person you are." That great business man was me.

Tweet this Tweeted by MikeyBoyBrown – Tue Jun 2, 2009 12:42pm UTC – 3 Comments

Great, now any douchebag with $1199 can say they have a MacBook Pro. Not backing this.

Tweet this Tweeted by ozskier – Mon Jun 8, 2009 5:29pm UTC – 16 Comments

I find it hard to take Twitter advice from someone with < 500 followers.

Tweet this Tweeted by Lt_Draper – Fri May 22, 2009 1:15pm UTC – 2 Comments

First attempt: Biking home. I always wear a helmet to protect my brain: not for me, but for the nation.

Tweet this Tweeted by petersagal – Wed May 20, 2009 9:08pm UTC – 2 Comments

I dont wear make-up when im in stockton. 1. Because its a waste of time 2. Because im already prettier than everyone here.

Tweet this Tweeted by ciaobellame15 – Thu May 28, 2009 11:05pm UTC – 0 Comments